Friday, May 13, 2005
Italy says no to limp spaghetti
Despite evidence of falling birth rates and the fact that the country is nominally Catholic - it seems that frisky Italian women are "entitled" to a bit of "How's your Father?" on their wedding night.
An Italian court has awarded damages to a woman whose new husband turned out to have problems standing to attention.
Is that not the final humiliation? Not only has John Thomas (or Gionna Tomas) embarrased you, when you least want to be embarrassed - he's also cost you a chunk of change.
Moral of the story "Try before you buy!".
Mind you, the first thing that sprung to mind when reading the story was "vindictive bitch!".
FOR YOUR PERUSAL