Monday, August 01, 2005
An open memo...An open memo to all lab visitors.
We regret to inform you that the recent grant application requesting funding for a fairy complete with wand to clean equipment after you have used it, has been rejected. We would therefore request that after we have been kind enough to let you use our equipment, you clean it, instead of leaving it to become encrusted with grime and dried buffer so that it takes me six fucking hours of cleaning and re-calibrating before I can use it.
We generously supply a tap and paper towels to aid you.
FOR YOUR PERUSAL