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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Love me don't.

Apparently Paul McCartney is to split from his trophy wife after 4 years. Well done Heather! I'm sure they signed a pre-nup limiting her share of McCartney's half-billion (or so) fortune, but by cleverly geting pregnant first, she's guaranteed herself a steady income for the next 20 years. Go sister, you get a share of those royalties you helped him earn in the sixties!

Apparently, they have been arguing a lot recently. The mainstream press don't say what they were arguing about, but I can exclusively reveal that it all stems back to a rather insensitive birthday present he gave her. Apparently Macca had no idea what to get her, eventually deciding to buy her a plane. And a ladyshave for her other leg.
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