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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The Tuesday Twat(s)

No. 65 Morrissey.

Let's face it, there are many reasons to regard Morrissey as a bit of twat, not least his music which is so depressing that the Samaritans regard him as a serious risk factor or the fact that he appears to believe his own hype.

But the main reason is because he is a terrorist sympathiser.

Now, I was as amazed as anyone when he revealed on the Johnathon Ross show that the US authorities had detained him at the airport. My first thought was "WTF? He's about as big a terrorist risk as Cat Stevens!" However, it seems that I had been brainwashed - like so many people - into believing that the term "Terrorist" is synonymous with wild-eyed types wearing TNT waistcoats yelling "Death to the Infidel".

But, there are of course other forms of terrorism, one of the most insidious being Animal Rights Terrorism. And Morrissey is a big fan. This week, he publically endorsed it, again, by telling scientists that "We will get you" - earlier this year, he claimed that violence was the only language that scientists understood. He is also affiliated with PETA, whose charming spokesperson claimed on BBC News some weeks ago that Students at Oxford University were a perfectly legitimate target for protests - regardless of their own position on Animal Testing and the brand new lab being built by their university.

So, perhaps this is why he was detained by the US authorities. The US is starting to suffer from these scum in a way that the UK is and with the ALF busy digging up dead bodies and posting the names of the shareholders of major pharmaceutical firms on the internet, they are probably keen to avoid the Animal Rights issue becoming the next Abortion flashpoint. I suppose that Morrissey should just be glad that Animal Rights Terrorism is more politically correct than Radical Islam - otherwise he may just have found himself sitting in a cell in Guantanamo releasing little puffs of vaseline vapour everytime he farted.

So, I urge you all to hit him where he hurts. His pocket. Don't buy his albums and don't go and see him in concert. Then perhaps he'll fuck off on the bandwagon he rode in on.




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