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Sunday, August 06, 2006

The Sunday Snigger

No 1. Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

A young man goes to confession.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I spent the night with a girl of loose morals"
The Priest shakes his head sadly,
"I'm very ashamed of you, Tommy. Who was the young lady?"
"I'm sorry Father, I promised not to tell"
"Now, come on boy. The young lady needs to be here confessing her sins as well. Was it Katy O'Malley?"
"No, Father. I'm a gentleman and I won't give her name"
"The young lady is on the path to the devil, you must tell me her name. Was it Clara Murphy?"
"As a matter of honour Father, I cannot break my silence"
"Was it Finoula O'Brien?"
"I cannot tell, Father"
"How about Fiona Finnegan?"
"My lips are sealed"
Eventually, the priest gave up, crafted a suitable penance and let the boy go.
On the way out of the confessional, the boy was stopped by a friend waiting to go in.
"What did he give you?"
"10 Hail Marys, 6 Our Fathers and 4 hot leads."



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